The Obedient Wife
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> Larry had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real
> "miser" when it came to his money.
>
> Just before he died, he said to his wife Betty "When I die, I want you to
> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
> money
> to the after life with me."
>
> And so he got Betty to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he
> died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
>
> Well, Larry died. He was stretched out in the casket, his Betty was
> sitting
> there dressed in black, and her friend Sue was sitting next to her. When
> they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to
> close the casket, Betty said, "Wait just a moment!"
>
> She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it
> in
> the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it
> away.
>
> So Sue said, "Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money
> in
> there with Larry."
>
> The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my
> word. I promised Larry that I was going to put that money into the casket
> with him."
>
> You mean to tell me you put all that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"
>
>
>
> I sure did," said Betty. "I got it all together, put it into my account,
> and wrote Larry a check.... If he can cash it, he can spend it."
>
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>
> Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks
> they
> are smarter than us (women)!!!